how to Attract Women

Attract Women With Humor

The age-old question we’re still learning …
Attracting women into your life has 3 phases:
Attract Game à à Mid-Game à à End Game
Attract game is simply meeting women in bars at night or during the day, following a systematic approach to engaging them in conversation, making them laugh, spiking their attraction in you and closing (getting their phone numbers etc)
A lot guys focus on this entirely on this phase and although some get very proficient in it they lack skills in the mid-game area.
The drawback to this is they really woo, impress and consequently attract the woman when they meet her however a few days later when you meet up for a date it falls flat on their face. 
Well …mid-game is essentially rapport and comfort stages and is essential to attract women and keep women in your life. 
Become a powerful communicator …
Learn decent social skills as I found that the more women I approached the more fine tuned my social skills became and attracting and keeping women in my life became a hell of a lot easier. 
How do you get better fast you ask? 
Practice Practice Practice …
When you’re buying milk and bread down the shop work the skills, ask how the assistants day is, have they been busy, any small talk is good. 
When you’re out shopping for clothes as retail store assistance their opinions and advice, and keep the conversation going for as long as you can, leave when it gets uncomfortable or creepy.
You will find the more you exercise these skills the better you can hold conversations with women (especially on dates) and attracting women will be much easier than first thought.
How to Attract Women: Tip #1
Use humor to attract women. I find a lot of funny guys (not goofy there’s a difference)
Have exceptional women by their side, humor attracts people as it’s a positive and addictive emotion. 
People LOVE funny jokes and they love to laugh. 
Learn humor (don’t just learn jokes), go to clown college, or comedy school.
Learn how to hold audiences and what topics make people giggly. 
You find that your interactions with women will be a lot more positive and will stay
longer in your presence. Attractive women also love humor.
How to Attract Women: Tip #2
Be more emotional …
Read more girlie magazines … yes I just said girlie …
I find that a lot of intelligent guys criticize themselves and talk themselves down a lot, especially when it comes to attracting women.
It comes down to being too logical …
Women are emotional (we all know this) and men are logical and intelligent men are VERY logical and think that X à Attracts Y and if Y à sum of blah blah then all I have to do is buy an expensive sports car …
Sadly a lot of guys think this … (including me a few years ago)
Save your money guys and your dignity by not trying to impress her with your outward symbols of success. 
Same thing goes with buying women drinks … this is the worst act of supplication you could possibly do and although women will accept it with a gracious smile you are in fact killing attraction and more or less shooting yourself in the foot with taking her home. 
How to Attract Women: Tip #3
Become a good conversationalist …
Shy and timid men don’t speak much so how can women find you attract if you don’t communicate your attractive traits. 
Unless you have master zen level ninjitzu yoda body language and can make girls approach and chat you up using your body language alone you should be fine. 
However most guys don’t have those skills…I’ve only seen one guy with those skills and his name was James Bond, the only girls that were approaching him were seductive enemy agents wanting to kill him…
Not good for you Mr Bond.
Learning to speak is a powerful skill to have, so head out to toastmasters and practice those skills guys!
Attracting women into your life is a powerful skill to have. If you follow the 3 steps above you will find it much easier also to keep them.