In order to fight against most dangerous and harmful exams, one must have power to call and bring “booty” with oneself in examination hall. Here may be question arise in mind of few people that what is “booty”? Booty is a special device which helps the student in passing examination by mean of some super and little magical power. By super power, I mean writing power of a person who have ability to write notes and books on ingle or half page with 1.2 sized font and by magical power I meant to read that lines and finding one’s answer from that piece of paper which is sometimes 3 inches in length. Everyone includes examiner needs to have special magnificent glass containing eye so they can read it as this is not made for normal people.
In nature, there is no sign of existence of this device. You can not find it any where on world even if you are a millionaire person. But on earth there is one place where it is found in abundance that is “examination hall” under watches, rulers and even under sleeves of the shirts of students, in the handkerchief, in stockings and shoes and most valuable scripts is written on the examination desk etc. according to our one reporter, now booty has got one more new location to hide itself from evil eye of examiner that is on beautiful hands, sexy legs, and even on belly. It is strange to know that how does it comes out in front of horrible looked examiner and mostly are unable to find it even if they present in front of them.
Further research on booty tells us that there are three types of booty found in all examination halls which is named as personally made booty, smuggled booty and spoken booty. Personally made booty has its own importance in student world. It is made by most hard working and talented students who can write full notes with 1.2 sized fonts on 3 inches sized paper which is impossible for me. These are those student who has habit to woke up for whole night sometimes for lover – s , sometime for movie or food and during exams days, whey prepare special booty in order to clear their paper, good grades in transcript and even gets key of BMW x6. One must need to remember that it should make on clean and thin paper and should be prepare overnight.
Second type of booty is prepared by some well –wisher of the person sitting inside or standing outside examination room. this booty have flying super power so it could easily pass from one person to another in such silence and invisibility that examiner could not found it any where at any cost. Some people says that it is difficult booty to travel in examination with so many tight security. Booty who calls itself sister of formal Taliban needs to hide from even students sitting in examination hall who are actually work as ISI agent of examination cell but still booty- loving people remain busy in doing good deed according to them.
Third type of booty is easily and openly available in examination hall. It is made of words of different languages, with no grammar and vocabulary sense. It comes out from the vocal cord of a person, pitch on super high but it is said with technical way so that examiner could not hear but your friend could easily got it. Many formulas and answers are transfer from one person to another by mean of this device. Few people have miracle power to whisper such that examiner could feel someone is cheating but she never gets chance to see who was it.
In nature, there is no sign of existence of this device. You can not find it any where on world even if you are a millionaire person. But on earth there is one place where it is found in abundance that is “examination hall” under watches, rulers and even under sleeves of the shirts of students, in the handkerchief, in stockings and shoes and most valuable scripts is written on the examination desk etc. according to our one reporter, now booty has got one more new location to hide itself from evil eye of examiner that is on beautiful hands, sexy legs, and even on belly. It is strange to know that how does it comes out in front of horrible looked examiner and mostly are unable to find it even if they present in front of them.
Further research on booty tells us that there are three types of booty found in all examination halls which is named as personally made booty, smuggled booty and spoken booty. Personally made booty has its own importance in student world. It is made by most hard working and talented students who can write full notes with 1.2 sized fonts on 3 inches sized paper which is impossible for me. These are those student who has habit to woke up for whole night sometimes for lover – s , sometime for movie or food and during exams days, whey prepare special booty in order to clear their paper, good grades in transcript and even gets key of BMW x6. One must need to remember that it should make on clean and thin paper and should be prepare overnight.
Second type of booty is prepared by some well –wisher of the person sitting inside or standing outside examination room. this booty have flying super power so it could easily pass from one person to another in such silence and invisibility that examiner could not found it any where at any cost. Some people says that it is difficult booty to travel in examination with so many tight security. Booty who calls itself sister of formal Taliban needs to hide from even students sitting in examination hall who are actually work as ISI agent of examination cell but still booty- loving people remain busy in doing good deed according to them.
Third type of booty is easily and openly available in examination hall. It is made of words of different languages, with no grammar and vocabulary sense. It comes out from the vocal cord of a person, pitch on super high but it is said with technical way so that examiner could not hear but your friend could easily got it. Many formulas and answers are transfer from one person to another by mean of this device. Few people have miracle power to whisper such that examiner could feel someone is cheating but she never gets chance to see who was it.
There are so many advantages of booty which actually work on dream comes true theory of some Albert Einstein. It can save up a lot of hard work which is generally required for the examination season. It could save students from admonishment of their elders and parents who had never seen face of classroom but they want their kid to become a doctor and well educated person. is it fair enough? It also helps in impressing one’s fellow student. It can easily save students from failing in exams and few other disastrous situation comes after it for example no cell phone which is in fact minor heart attack, no hang out after 8 pm even if you are screaming in full volume of your voice, mom there are no party before 10 pm, still no one hears you as they have inserted big cotton gallon in their ears and most irritating phrases comes out from everyone at home “For God Sake study hard”. But thanks to that God, all new generation have this device with themselves which save them from hell out world.
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